THINGS I

HATE

1. A SHORDY WIT NO SWAG

2. Singing happy birthday, especially if it’s been sung to me.

3. When someone calls me for something that can be texted. I already hate answering the phone and will stare at it for 10 seconds before deciding to answer or not, just text me.

4. Buying a book and hating it cause wdym my intuition was wrong

5. That one orange guy, president dump or something like that

6. that one guy who was with Grimes

7. COLLEEN HOOVER BOOKS

8. When men ask for your socials rather than number. Especially if it’s snapchat cause that was so middle school. I don’t wanna be mutuals just so you can have views bye

10. trucks with 10,000 LED lights, why do we need all of them on at the same time WHY

9. bad mascara days

11. the random chin hairs I have

12. Being told “oh she talks!l”. Yes I do, I just have nothing to say. If i wanna talk, I’ll talk. If not don’t get mad at me cause you’re boring.

13. Rich people who buy houses without the slightest knowledge of interior designing. Why are we modernizing a Victorian era house with original wood.

14. How yearning is forgotten BRING IT BACK BRING IT BACK STOP ROMANTICIZING THE WRONG THINGS YEARN FOREVER SONDER FOREVER

15. People with a one way sight. Grow up, open up your mind. You’re way is not the only way, in fact it’s probably one of the WORST ways.

17. Silverware that’s too big

16. Seeing Taylor Swift in antique stores. SHE IS NOT VINTAGE

18. my overactive sweat glands fr

19. The healing process of a piercing/tattoo. That itchy feeling SUCKS it has me slapping myself so hard and it doesn’t even help

20. MARINA HATES : HAILEY BEIBER, TAYLOR SWIFT, CHEWING SOUNDS AND HIGH ANKLE SOCKS (IM CURRENTLY WEARING HIGH ANKLE SOCKS DOES SHE HATE ME)

21. Splitting that damn pole

22. When I lose fortnite.

23. Taking shots UNLESS it’s a green tea shoot :P

24. How little nacho cheese taco bell gives on the side that is not enough

25. Washing clothes but I do like folding them

26. ALLI HATES A PRE FLOP RAISE!!!

27. JOEY HATES THE HEAT AND JOSHS AND MARIAS BREAKUP

28. Mormons

29. Peas

30. A warm beer :(((

31. Milk and Honey poetry books gtfo

32. People who think they know celebrities online and comment on posts thinking they know everything

33. My broken glasses

34. When I break a nail on a nail you can easily notice

35. The loss of innocence

36. No show socks on men

37. THE FUCK ASS JONNY FAYE WEBSTER BE SINGING ABOUT

38. Good karaoke singers WHY are yall so good this is a dive bar and im crying in the corner now cause i just heard the best cover of Creep